Hey there, fellow shoe aficionados! Are you ready to step into a world where style, sass, and sole-searching reign supreme? Well, buckle up those stilettos because Shoeaholics Anonymous is here to take you on a fabulous journey through the wonderful world of footwear obsession!
Embracing Our Sole-ful Obsessions
At Shoeaholics Anonymous, we’re more than just a bunch of people who love shoes—we’re a fellowship, a community, a tribe of dedicated sole enthusiasts who understand the undeniable allure of a killer pair of heels or the cozy embrace of the perfect pair of sneakers.
Meet Kim: Our Fearless Leader
Allow us to introduce Kim, the President of Shoeaholics Anonymous and a certified shoeaholic extraordinaire! With a passion for footwear that knows no bounds, Kim is here to lead the charge in helping fellow shoe lovers embrace their addiction with open arms (and open shoe closets).
I’d like to introduce myself as the President of Shoeaholics Anonymous. I am a certified shoeaholic. Admitting your addiction is the first step in the program. I encourage visitors to contact us with your shoe addiction story. It’ll make you feel so much better about buying that last pair of Casadeis that you’ll never wear. I promise.
Personally, I have always had a love for shoes even a young age. I find the addiction is already carrying over into my three young daughters. I personally own hundreds of pairs of shoes, many of them I have never worn (in public anyway). I can’t resist a pair of shoes on sale that I may need to wear someday! So, if you have the same problem as me (and can admit it), I am here to help!
I have researched and found the top brands at the best prices. Hey, if you just have to have shoes, you might as well save some bucks (to buy another pair or two)! And never, I repeat, NEVER pay for shipping costs. I will help get them delivered to your door (or your neighbors’ door to hide them from the husband) for FREE! Personally, I got rid of the husband, so I’m free to shop away…
Let’s see. What else would you like to know about me?
- My Fav Shoes are Mules. I hate Flip-Flips.
- My shoe size is 7.5, the most common shoe size in America.
- I am a divorced mom of four (including preemie twins) living in a small town in Nebraska. Thus I’m a Cornhusker fan.
- I built a new house.
- I love to save time and money.
- I work from home.
- I’m on Facebook (wanna be my friend?) and you already “Like” Shoeaholics Anonymous on Facebook, right? Right.
Famous Shoe Quotes to Live By
And finally, no journey through the world of shoeaholism would be complete without a few words of wisdom from some legendary shoe enthusiasts:
Not diamonds, but heels are a girl’s best friend. ~ William Rossi
A pair of new shoes might not cure a broken heart or soothe a tension headache, but they will relieve symptoms and chase away the blues. ~ Holly Brubach
A Little Shoeaholic Confession
Now, let’s get real for a moment. We all have that one (or ten) pairs of shoes that we’ve bought on a whim, convinced that we absolutely needed them in our lives, only to stash them away in the depths of our closets, never to see the light of day. But fear not, dear friends, for you are not alone! Kim is here to share her own tales of shoeaholic adventures, from impulse buys to late-night online shopping sprees.
Saving Soles and Saving Bucks
But wait, there’s more! At Shoeaholics Anonymous, we’re all about helping you feed your shoe addiction without breaking the bank. From scouring the web for the best deals to sharing insider tips on snagging free shipping (because let’s be real, nobody likes paying for shipping), Kim has got you covered.
So there you have it, folks! Welcome to Shoeaholics Anonymous, where every step is a stylish adventure and there’s no such thing as too many shoes. Now, who’s ready to go shoe shopping? 🛍️👠