What Not To Wear

Jim KukralDo not wear black socks with brown sandals!

Jim Kukral receives his fair share of banter for wearing white socks with his Mandals. He even wrote a song about them. Now I’m not opposed to white socks with brown shoes, but I am absolutely  appalled  to see anyone wear black socks with  brown shoes (black socks with shoes of  any other color than black is bad news). So when I saw Jim at a conference in Boston earlier this week wearing black socks with his mandals, I seriously thought I was going to vomit. Ok,  maybe the cheap vodka had an effect on me as well.  But after seeing that, I’m adding an  addendum to my perfect guy specifications.