When I hear the word “Invicta”, I instantly think of Invicta Watches, but Skechers also makes an Invicta Desoto Loafer (which is currently on sale at Amazon), which if I were a guy, would be on my list of wants.

Step out of the hassle of everyday life and into the comfort of the Skechers Invicta Desoto loafer. This slip-on loafer offers a breathable leather lining, flexible sole and a comfort mid sole to take pressure off your foot. It also includes a durable leather upper and non-marking outsole to make sure this shoe stays an important member of your casual wardrobe for years to come.

Obviously I’m not a guy (thank God), but I would definitely give a man wearing these loafers a second look (probably even a second date). Because after all, I’ve learned a lot on how to tell a man by his shoes, and I don’t trust men in alligator loafers. Or scuffed wing tips. Or unscuffed cowboy boots. Yes, I have trust issues.

Of course, a man wearing an Invicta watch would probably warrant a second glance as well, as I’m also a sucker for men wearing nice watches. So dear men readers, if you’re looking for a date, check out BlueDial.com, an authorized reseller of cool, yet affordable watches with free two-day shipping.